You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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