'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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