all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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