whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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