I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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