Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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