Whod you bang
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Come on in and take your pants off
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