I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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