i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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