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(302): View more from Delaware

is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?

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(620): View more from Kansas

We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.

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(802): View more from Vermont

hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up

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(678): View more from Georgia

Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?

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(614): View more from Ohio

This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?

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(607): View more from New York

she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Found your dick twin last night

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(207): View more from Maine

Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'll bring spiced rum

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

I am not drinking that devil juice

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