their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Hippo gnu deer
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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