The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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