her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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