nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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