Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
My balls are so social today.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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