At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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