there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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