hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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