I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
only if we run a train.
done.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I need a burrito and a hug.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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