Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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