All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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