I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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