The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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