The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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