i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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