So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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