guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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