Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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