we have officially lost it.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
