hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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