its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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