508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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