Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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