Porn is love you can see.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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