"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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