my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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