I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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