Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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