Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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