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He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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