Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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