Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Randomize
