he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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