Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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