I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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