I've blown a few things in my day
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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