So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
