Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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