if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
