Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's shark week go big or go home
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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