she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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