Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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