That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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