So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
