official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
