well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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